Fashion-Forward and Backward
Right, these double-faced boots look pretty dangerous, don’t they? Designed by Shayne Oliver for his Hood by Air Spring collection in 2016, they’re the latest addition to their line. I’d like to promise you that there are no other pairs available; however, this is not the case. In addition to white, yellow, red, and grey, they’re also available in green.
Fortunately, Hood by Air is recognized for producing clothing that is unmistakably not wearable as a fashion statement, so you don’t have to worry about your children asking for a pair. They’ll undoubtedly be on shelves for at least another century if they’re ever released. I’m not even going to try and make the case that our society isn’t already moving in this direction.