A Volty Story
What is greater than a 950,000 volts stun gun? – This review right here. Oh wait, this isn’t even a review anymore. It’s no longer a review because it’s now a story. This tale is Marvel Cinematic Universe worthy, and it’s not just a clown; it’s also the main act in terms of how hilarious it is.
I’m gonna go ahead and just tell you what happened. I’ll wait till you’re done reading the essay. Are you finished? Yes, that’s good. I can’t see you right now, but I’m sure your tears are still streaming down your cheeks from laughing. In fact, you may very well be laughing still. Now put the product out of your mind and give this review a five-star rating!