911 I’ve Got ‘An Emergency’
We are so lucky to have 911 because it gives us faster and easier access to the authorities whenever we need help, be it medical, rescue, or security. Apparently, 911 is also useful for reporting mothers-in-law who want to keep invading your privacy. It might be a bit embarrassing to call 911 for matters like this, but it needs to stop.
Mothers-in-law can be a pain in the head sometimes. If they’re not coming to your house unannounced, they will be calling you nonstop just to know what everybody’s doing at the moment. What’s written on Lady Gaga’s song is, “My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911.” No, sis. My biggest enemy is my mother-in-law, I’ll call 911.