You should Inhale This at Your Own Peril.
The following Hooters nugget of wisdom made us laugh out loud, and there is no way to argue the fact that this is a reality that can be proven. It is a common fallacy that attractive women are a distinct species, but in point of fact, they are not distinctive from the rest of us in any way.
This also suggests that they are just as filthy as the rest of us because they are in the same category. It is rumored that some waitresses at Hooters eat greasy wings from a tray during their break, and then they share the gassy aftermath with their coworkers. Everyone, how about we eat?