Poland, Poland, Poland!
When a higher power has it in for you, the only thing you can do is grab a tub of popcorn and watch the storm take place. What, are you going to try and blow a tornado away with a million pedestal fans? We’d love to see you try! Seriously, we would.
But there’s one place in particular that the universe doesn’t seem to like in the slightest. That place is a country in Central Europe that goes by the name Poland. If it weren’t so sad, it’d be pretty funny how often the country gets invaded. We feel bad, but we also believe in karma, so…