FYI
There are too many things you’re not supposed to do to cats to list. If you haven’t seen that Netflix documentary about a group of internet vigilantes looking for a cat killer (Don’t F*** with Cats), you should check it out. Long story short (spoiler alert), they catch the cat killer.
And while urinating on a cat isn’t the worst thing you could do to it, it’s not something to LMAO about either. Dude, you soiled a cat with your bodily waste. In what universe is that remotely funny? Well, you probably had to be there to find the hilarity of the situation.