Best Fiance Award Goes to Victor’s Fiance!
Victor Cruz, a former wide receiver in the NFL, seems to have dug himself in an inescapable hole. Cruz, word to the wise: if you want to get out of a hole, make sure you toss the shovel. You don’t get out of being a cheating scumbag by keeping the numbers of all of your sidechicks in your phone for your fiancé to see. That’s like lesson number-one when it comes to scumbaggery.
Vic, we’ve never seen you play before, and to be frank, we’ve never heard of you. Congrats on wining your championship ring in 2012, but your days of catching an egg-shaped ball are over. It’s time to grow up, dude.