Eye slicer sounds better
When you make an epic mistake, the best thing you can do is to steer into the skid. A typo can turn into a well-timed joke when nobody’s expecting it. This mama wanted to show her appreciation to her child for getting her an egg slicer, but autocorrect had something different in mind.
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It changed egg to eye, inferring that the mother is a cannibal or at least an eye-gouger. She admits that the slicer would probably work well on eggs in a pinch. Yeah, the thought of using a wire slicer to pop eyeball after eyeball is just… yuck.