Swipe right!
If you’ve ever tried Tinder out, you’ve probably been left sorely disappointed by how few matches you’ve gotten since first signing up. Perhaps you need to upgrade your profile to make your life appear more interesting than it already is. As for this Jonathan fellow, his profile is spot-on.
We’re amazed that Jonathan, age 18, is even on Tinder in the first place. His hollow stare and legless body that’s seemingly floating above hardwood floors is a surefire right-swiper in our book. Jonathan, we hope you’ve gotten plenty of matches during your stint in Tinder. Also, don’t eat our souls, please.