Sparkly Clean
Surprisingly, many people don’t wash rice before cooking it, though they should. A simple rinse with lukewarm water will usually do the trick, but there will always be that one person who goes above and beyond for no apparent reason.
This individual’s friend had a different idea of ‘washing’ the rice, resulting in something she most certainly didn’t want. You could legitimately state that her fragrant rice dish is a hoot with her guests unless they wind up in the hospital.