We Hope She Payed Him
This guy was catfished by the one who showed up on their date and had a kid with her. She asked if she could leave the baby with him while she went to the restroom but didn’t return.
They became highly concerned and contacted the cops, who instructed him to get them if she contacted him. As they approached their car, they noticed a woman on a date six doors down. Yep, they were unwittingly baby-sitting for the real date.