Ponytail, go away, come again another day
We’re pretty positive that scissors aren’t permitted on planes, and we’ve finally figured out why. We used to believe it was for safety reasons, but it’s really to prevent passengers in front of us from cutting off our ponytails. Ah, everything is starting to make sense now.
We would be tempted to commit a nasty act on this woman’s hair if it were in the way of our in-flight television. We’re trying to watch Ghostbusters over here, ma’am. Before we are forced to move your hair for you, please move it.