Time Well Spent
What a great way to relax and have a drink without lifting a finger. This is what a parent gets for dragging an unwilling kid to the mall when they should be home playing video games. The super-long straw is a great idea, by the way. Not very eco-friendly, what with the waste of plastic and all, but definitely innovative.
This is clearly a kid who’s been dragged to the store with his parents, and he’s forced to wait for them as they complete their shopping spree, which might take hours. Instead of sitting around sulking, he’s found a way to spend the time in style and enjoy himself.