Groom of the Stool
If you think your job is bad, just try being a Groom of the Stool. In the Tudor era, this job paid well, but was pretty humiliating. A Groom of the Stool was responsible for undressing the king and waiting for him to finish up with his business in the bathroom.
After that, he would use cotton and water to wipe the king’s behind. Sometimes, he also had to send the excrement off to be inspected by doctors. Got to make sure the king is healthy!