Hilariously Honest Tweets That Unveil The Realities Of Married Life Post-Happily Ever After

Marital HideAndSeek Game

Even the most adoring parents need a breather from their little cherubs, and the witty Sarcastic Mommy of Twitter fame is no exception.

Alas, her go-to sanctuary – the closet – is often claimed! With no magical pause button granted at childbirth or marriage, sometimes the sweetest escape is a quiet closet moment away from the family fray..