#27: Mr. Squishy
When you are younger, the idea of having a romantic partner sounds magical. All of the movies and the television shows that you watch as a child always seem to comment on the very idea of how having a romantic partner is a necessary part of life… Even though we have come to realize that that isn’t necessarily true.
It isn’t until you become an adult that you realize why everyone is so obsessed with having a romantic partner… So that they can squish their face wherever they want! This is the best-kept secret of an entire generation. Sure, there are plenty of other great reasons to start a relationship with someone, but squishing their face is a very big reason.