‘MURCIA! HECK YEAH!
You know what? We, like the OP, are proud to be American citizens. We don’t particularly care that our healthcare system doesn’t work for the common person or that our educational system is in shambles. Also, why does everyone want to work for a living wage? We should all kiss Uncle Sam’s feet while saluting the flag and accepting $8 per hour!
Sure, America might look bad from the outside, but do you know what people don’t know about us? We’re number one when it comes to sports. Well, except for soccer, which you guys call football for some crazy reason and also happens to be the most popular sport in the world.