Socked and Taped Birds
Greetings and welcome to “101: Raising Suspicion”. TSA inspectors became suspicious about a female passenger because she was dressed in heavy gear. Two birds were found taped to the woman’s leg and chest after a pat-down search.
The traveler was detained on suspicion of attempting to smuggle and export an endangered species. Now, we’re inclined to use the term “jailbird” to describe that travel companion.