Cheapskate
What you’ll find on this list is that some people don’t accidentally text their husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend with revealing details about their lack of faithfulness. Instead, what they do is message a family member, proving without a shadow of a doubt that they’re involved with someone else. It’s supposed to be a heartbreaking moment for the family, but some people want to capitalize on the situation.
And by capitalize, we don’t mean make a measly $10 for keeping a deep secret that could crush your mother’s heart. Add a couple of zeros after that and before the decimal point, and you’ve got yourself a deal, scumbag dad!