Written in Rhinestones!
Oh, crap. How do we even begin? First and foremost, why would this guy tell his girlfriend about a gift he supposedly got for her? Wouldn’t that ruin the element of surprise, which is the main reason for getting a gift in the first place? And secondly, is it really that hard to place two different names on two different faces? Apparently, it is.
For this guy’s anniversary with his girlfriend, all he got was a breakup. But did he learn his lesson? Will he stop his unfaithful ways? Probably not—he’ll just be a bit more careful about sending text messages to the right recipient.