#16 We Knew He Looked Familiar!
We’ve watched a lot of Lazy Masquerade lately, so we’ve learned that cops will release sketches or composites of missing people, murder victims, or crime suspects with exaggerated features. So, if you have buckteeth, your teeth are going to stand out in the sketch.
After looking at this guy, we’re not sure which facial feature stands out the most—his freckles, his dead-eyed stare, or his creepy smile. All we know is that, like holytag, we remember playing this guy (and losing to him) in Wii Sports.