A Lot of Thought and Care
They say it’s the thought that counts, but we’re not sure that applies to Britney’s story. “I was opening presents with my then-boyfriend in front of his huge, religious family. We had been together for some time, and we all thought he was going to propose to me. They all waited with bated breath while I opened the tiny envelope from him, that he had ‘put a lot of thought into.
“The envelope contained…a gift certificate for LASER MOLE REMOVAL. Never once had I expressed any interest in this. I couldn’t decide whether to cry or laugh. We broke up shortly thereafter. This was the worst Christmas gift ever.” He was probably looking for a way to break up with her.