Be Patriotic For Once
So you sent a text message to the wrong number and only realized it when the recipient texted back. This is disappointing if you were looking forward to Netflix and chill with someone, but the reply is enough to warm the heart of any patriotic American, at least for the moment.
This reply by one very humorous person portrays a fine mix of wit, patriotism, and fierce national pride. We just hope the smug reply lifted the sender’s spirits from the disappointment and that they got someone else to chill and watch a movie with that Tuesday after missing this one.