The Best Strategy Would Likely Be To Avoid Sleeping Nearby
It’s a sign of a terrible hotel when a guest suggests sleeping in the vehicle rather than the one you paid for. Although we can’t really blame them given the substance of this review, the wisest course of action would be to avoid that location at all costs.
If you chose to sleep in a shady spot, at the very least, lock your doors. Unless you choose to leave, this is the only option you have.