Gotta get ready for my party
One day, a new girl was working for a supermarket. On her first day, she asked to be excused because she had a headache. The kindhearted manager actually let her off, but as it turns out, the lady had other things in mind.
As soon as she clocked out, she took a grocery start and actually started shopping. She was filling the cart with enough liquor to throw a party, which she admitted to doing after being asked by her supervisor. No excuses, no lies. She honestly answered that she was throwing a party and time to prepare. We guess she had all the time in the world after being let go.