Eggs-cargots
We’re not going to say anything bad about escargot because we’ve never tried it before. However, the thought of eating snails is pretty gross, though we can’t offer a reason as to why snails are gross but oysters aren’t. They’re both pretty slimy creatures, aren’t they?
Anyway, this person’s hard-boiled egg just happened to boil out of its shell and take the form of a snail, eye stalks and all. Did you hear about that kid who ate a snail on a dare? Yeah, things didn’t end very well for him. Always cook your snails before they go down the hatch, folks!