Natural Bacon
Remember how we said that bakers can make cake into anything? Well, it turns out that Mother Nature is the best chef of all. She can turn hard rocks into slabs of bacon. Don’t believe us? Look at the picture below and tell us that you don’t want to sink your fangs into that delicious piece of petrified bacon.
The outer layer looks like it’s slightly burned, but that’s the way we like our bacon. A bit of crispiness never hurt, unless you take a bite out of this super-crispy rock, then you might need to see a dentist. Still, it looks pretty darn good, if we do say so ourselves.