Chin Reducer
With the body positivity movement at full force today, we’re sure there might be some of you who would be offended by this ad. This product supposedly gets rid of your double chin and slims your face down through the magic of what-in-the-world-is-this. Just pull the cords and you’re all done!
In all seriousness, this thing probably works just as well as the company marketed it. Supposedly, by pulling the cords, the jaw rest shifts upward to lift your double chin, which, if held in place for hours at a time, will reduce fat in the area somehow. Yeah, we don’t get it, either.