Thanks, Jesus
Leaving your bike unattended in the middle of a city isn’t the best idea. Even if you have locks and chains, if your wheels aren’t secured, you’re going to have a bad time. That’s exactly what happened to this poor bike owner. However, he came across a pretty funny message that made light of his horrible situation.
When we ask Jesus to take the wheel, we certainly don’t mean literally. This message might actually be the lead that FBI detectives are looking for. Jesus might be the name of the front-wheel thief. If you know anybody walking around with a bicycle wheel, please alert the authorities.