You Win! And You’re Fired!
Christmas is a time when you get to spend time with family, get into arguments over the dinner table, and promise to meet up again for the New Year. As for retail workers, Christmas is just like any other day, but they have to endure 24 hours of Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas Is You, which is a punishment in and of itself.
This company decided to make Christmastime less depressing by holding an ugly sweater costume competition. The OP decided to come in with a mirror taped onto his sweater, showing the (ugly) reflections of his coworkers. Congratulations! You win! But you’re also out of a job for offending your boss!