Getting Off at the Next Crus-Station
This is one of the weirder things you might come across on a train. Somehow, a legion of crabs managed to crab-walk their way onto one of the cars. We hope they know where they’re going because as far as we know, crabs can’t read very well, and they won’t know when they’ve arrived.
People can do all sorts of crazy things on trains, and no one else will bat an eye. But as soon as you drop a box of crabs, everyone hightails it out of there in search of safety. If only there were a boiling pot of water nearby.