Bawks
Since nobody else will say it, we will. Who writes the letter B like that? It has a squiggle between the top and bottom half-loops! It might read r9 if you squint your eyes, but we have a feeling that’s not what it is. And is that a chicken head sticking out of the box? Get out of there! That box is for books!
We’re scrambling our minds for an egg joke here, but we can’t seem to whip one up. Oh, here’s one! Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if there were four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan!