Even the Alligators!
We’ve read enough about people jumping into animal pens at the zoot know that it’s not the smartest thing to do. RIP, Harambe, you were too young to go. You didn’t deserve the treatment they gave you, even though you were going to rip that poor kid to shreds.
But let’s say you’re foolish enough to ignore the warning signs that were put up there for a reason. What you should do is put on the same clothes are professional zookeepers to trick the animals that you belong to. It’s not like animals can tell that you don’t belong, right? It’s not like humans have unique scents that animals can detect, right? Right?