It’s Not a Stain, It’s Art
People say that wearing brightly colored clothing can make you more noticeable. What they neglect to mention is that stains are far more noticeable as well. Imagine drinking coffee and spilling a few drops from your mustache onto your shirt. Congratulations, your entire day is ruined.
Or is it? If you have a sharpie on hand (who doesn’t?), just draw an outline on the coffee stain. Now, you don’t have a coffee stain that’ll make people smirk every time they see you. They’ll outright laugh at your attempt to draw an island or other form of abstract art with your coffee stain!