Never Leave Home Without a Universal Remote
When was the last time you went to a sports bar and the bartender put on a game that you didn’t want to watch? Better yet, why are you at a sports bar if you don’t like watching sports? Anyway, if this ever happened to you, you should consider investing in an inexpensive device known as a universal remote controller.
Just sneak it in your pocket and use it to change the channel on any TV within a 500-mile radius. As far as we know, there’s no such thing as a universal-remote-controller-seeker-outer, so there’s no risk of getting caught and getting beaten to a pulp by angry sports fans.