Toddler for Sale
We don’t think it’s very kind to put your kids up for sale, but if your children like playing tricks on you, well, they’re asking for it. These kids sent their mom’s heart racing when they told her early in the morning that a masked man was in their bedroom.
Without pausing for even a moment, the mom raced to the bedroom, only to discover that the “masked man” was actually a Venom action figure. While it must’ve been a relief that there wasn’t actually an evil person in the kid’s bedroom, we understand why the mother would put her two children up for auction to the highest bidder. We’ll start the bid at $3.50.