Close but Still Far
This bachelorette party must’ve been pretty wild. It got to the point that the OP, who was celebrating their sister’s party, was too out of their mind to find their way back to their rented home. In the end, they wound up sleeping on a bench outside of a hotel, probably thanking their lucky stars that nobody robbed them while they were sawing logs.
The good news is her sleeping bench was only a quarter-mile away from their rented home. The bad news is that this person slept a full night on a bench and realized that their own sister didn’t even try to find them.