The What-elor Party?
Do you know what’s worse than celebrating your bachelor or bachelorette party at the mall in the middle of the day? Not having friends who care enough to throw you a bachelor or bachelorette party at all. That’s what happened to the OP. As his wedding day was approaching, his faith that his friends would surprise him with a trip to Vegas waned more and more.
We feel so sorry for this guy. Was it because his friends didn’t care about him, or maybe he, you know, doesn’t have friends? Whatever the case, at least you got a few days of silence and freedom before your big day, right? It’s all about the silver lining, guys.