#8: Energy Pickles?
This makes me concerned for humanity. It’s one thing to photoshop a joke, but entirely another to go through with it and give it a try. I’m almost thankful they ended up hating it, but I’m still very concerned they even gave it a try. Pickles are excellent; there’s no reason to add Monster to them!

Also, can we talk about what a fantastic photoshop job that was? Wow. It fooled me before I read the write-up. This is why we have to be careful on the internet. So many people are photoshop geniuses! They even nailed the reflection from the store lighting on the label!