#4: Poor Caesar
Honestly, I didn’t realize people buy salads at McDonald’s, but you learn something new every day. I don’t know how people can go past getting a burger and fries or even nuggets when they’re standing in the queue smelling that Godly goodness. I guess some people have amazing self-control.

This person loves the salads so much that they renamed one of the most famous salads of all time—from Caesar salad to seizure salad. This name change doesn’t come at the hands of the franchise; instead, a customer named Kyle seems to have gotten slightly confused. Either way, they have convinced me that this salad is worth trying.