#14: FYI
For some reason, washing the dishes has always been the father’s job. But one father decided he had had enough. He was no longer willing to function as the household dishwasher. He decided to turn against this rule of nature, and for this important cause, he adopted the passive-aggressive method. This father found a creative way of saying he’s sick of washing everybody’s dishes.
Sadly, I doubt this sign would be of any help; there are some things you can’t change. It’s always been the man of the house who’s supposed to wash the dishes, and no sign, no matter how funny, would change that. Fathers buy dishwashers thinking this would take some of their load off, but eventually, they always end up sitting empty, taking up space in the kitchen.