Don’t Drink and Drive
Kids are like tiny little parrots and you have to be extremely careful what you say around them, because they will inevitably go repeating those words to their friends, teachers, or anyone who will listen to them. They will also copy your actions, or tell others very literally what you are doing!
This mom would enjoy a soft drink after her shift on the way home every day. She was, technically, drinking [a soft drink] and driving. So her son told his school that his mama drinks and drives. What a precious mistake. He’s not wrong! Poor mama, though. Have a Sprite on us!