Studying Without Books
We can’t for the life of us think what “studying” could be code for, but it’s probably better for us not to think too much about it. After all, we don’t want to end up as foolish as this guy, who thought he was the man for tricking his girlfriend about his abnormal studiousness.
She was fully aware of what he was doing, which was what prompted her to send him an SMS in the first place. Whether she was standing behind him and his side chick at the bar or not, we may never know. We like to think that this paid a visit to the ER after his ex-girlfriend was through with him.