Let Me Think for a Second!
Some people prefer their breakups to be like peeling off a bandaid–quick and painless. But this guy seems to want to draw it out a bit. He’s composed a full poem only to show his boyfriend that he’s done with him because of his unfaithfulness.
We gotta hand it to the boyfriend. It was smart of him to separate the poem into two halves. He managed to catch the OP off guard with the “I love you.” And then he came in with the right hook in the second half that knocked him to the canvas. There is no “about that.” It’s over, buddy.