Zoe, I’m Jordan
Do you know how clowns are so good at juggling? They juggle balls, not people. Also, we’re not trying to be funny here (lol juggling balls). Anyway, Zoe, whom we’ve deemed to be the worst person in the world for the moment, found herself in quite in the pickle. In the pickle, not on the pickle, guys. Grow up.
First, her boyfriend, Jordan, said he had to work, so she made plans with another guy. Then Jordan said he didn’t have work, so Zoe had to cancel her plans with her boy toy, leaving him completely devastated. And the cherry on top of this cake of unfaithfulness is that she told her boyfriend about her situation.