Flee! And Take the Xbox with You!
So, to all the guys out there, which would you prefer: a broken Xbox or broken bones? If you ask us, it would depend on the type of bone you’re talking about. A broken leg, rip, or arm will eventually heal over time, but a broken Xbox? Time will never bring those millions of pieces back together again.
This guy found himself in such a conundrum. Either he would lose his gaming console for good or live with a few broken bones for a few months or years. And it was all because his girlfriend caught him cheating with Amanda at a party. You brought this upon yourself, doofus.