When Bargaining Goes Wrong
Wow. Dad outed himself to his kid by informing them directly that he and Brenda, his secretary and his wife’s best friend, were getting it on. Brenda, you’re a terrible friend, and the dad is a terrible human being. In fact, we hate both of them, even though we’ve never met them.
In the end, the dad valued his marriage at just $450, which was probably much less than what he spent on the wedding ceremony. You know, the event where the husband and wife vow to stay together until death do them part? $450 is peanuts in the grand scheme of things.