Wrong Number
After two years in a relationship, John decided that enough was enough. He couldn’t continue with the relationship, and he just had to rip the bandaid off instead of living a lie. So, he did the right thing and told his long-term girlfriend that he was breaking up with her.
The only problem was that he sent the text message to the wrong person. He actually wanted to break up with someone completely different and continue his long-term relationship with the OP. Well, you just outed yourself, and you deserved it. We hope you stay single until the end of time.