Ratting Out Your Own Son
We’re not entirely sure whether this text exchange is real or not, considering that the person on the other end is saved as Jim, the OP’s boyfriend. Anyway, let’s assume that his mother got ahold of his phone and is texting his girlfriend about making too much noise in the bedroom across from hers.
The only problem is that the girlfriend wasn’t in there with Jim. It was obviously someone else who was making all those rocking noises with Jim in the other room. You know how they say how well moms can keep secrets? Yeah, you’re right—nobody says that.