Wait, What?!
If you thought the previous text exchange was strange, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! This man decided that he was going to walk out on his wife one day. She, obviously, didn’t take it very well, especially since he was sitting right across from her in the same room. Why couldn’t he man up and break up face-to-face?
The reason why he couldn’t do that was that he intended for the message to go to someone else. That brought a short-lived sense of relief to his wife, who instantly realized what he was saying indirectly. We hope karma bites you in the buttocks.